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timothy?

this guy reminds me of my brother tim. whereas i recieved the
art and creative usage of one side of my brain and have almost
no memory retention, my brother recieved from the gene pool
just the opposite. a perfect flip of the coin.

try this

Firstly, open your favorite web browser,
then go to Google Search homepage,
type Google Chuck Norris into the middle search box,
then press I’m Feeling Lucky button.
Now, let’s see what search result do you get?

here it comes

Extreme Base Jumpers

keyboard shortcuts

Windows system key combinations
• F1: Help
• CTRL+ESC: Open Start menu
• ALT+TAB: Switch between open programs
• ALT+F4: Quit program
• SHIFT+DELETE: Delete item permanently


Windows program key combinations
• CTRL+C: Copy
• CTRL+X: Cut
• CTRL+V: Paste
• CTRL+Z: Undo
• CTRL+B: Bold
• CTRL+U: Underline
• CTRL+I: Italic


Mouse click/keyboard modifier combinations for shell objects
• SHIFT+right click: Displays a shortcut menu containing alternative commands
• SHIFT+double click: Runs the alternate default command (the second item on the menu)
• ALT+double click: Displays properties
• SHIFT+DELETE: Deletes an item immediately without placing it in the Recycle Bin

General keyboard-only commands
• F1: Starts Windows Help
• F10: Activates menu bar options
• SHIFT+F10 Opens a shortcut menu for the selected item (this is the same
as right-clicking an object
• CTRL+ESC: Opens the Start menu (use the ARROW keys to select an item)
• CTRL+ESC or ESC: Selects the Start button (press TAB to select the
taskbar, or press SHIFT+F10 for a context menu)
• ALT+DOWN ARROW: Opens a drop-down list box
• ALT+TAB: Switch to another running program (hold down the ALT key and
then press the TAB key to view the task-switching window)
• SHIFT: Press and hold down the SHIFT key while you insert a CD-ROM to
bypass the automatic-run feature
• ALT+SPACE: Displays the main window's System menu (from the System menu,
you can restore, move, resize, minimize, maximize, or close the window)
• ALT+- (ALT+hyphen): Displays the Multiple Document Interface (MDI)
child window's System menu (from the MDI child window's System menu, you can
restore, move, resize, minimize, maximize, or close the child window)
• CTRL+TAB: Switch to the next child window of a Multiple Document Interface
(MDI) program
• ALT+underlined letter in menu: Opens the menu
• ALT+F4: Closes the current window
• CTRL+F4: Closes the current Multiple Document Interface (MDI) window
• ALT+F6: Switch between multiple windows in the same program (for
example, when the Notepad Find dialog box is displayed, ALT+F6 switches
between the Find dialog box and the main Notepad window)


Shell objects and general folder/Windows Explorer shortcuts
For a selected object:
• F2: Rename object
• F3: Find all files
• CTRL+X: Cut
• CTRL+C: Copy
• CTRL+V: Paste
• SHIFT+DELETE: Delete selection immediately, without moving the item
to the Recycle Bin
• ALT+ENTER: Open the properties for the selected object
To copy a file
Press and hold down the CTRL key while you drag the file to another folder.
To create a shortcut
Press and hold down CTRL+SHIFT while you drag a file to the desktop or a folder.

General folder/shortcut control
• F4: Selects the Go To A Different Folder box and moves down the entries
in the box (if the toolbar is active in Windows Explorer)
• F5: Refreshes the current window.
• F6: Moves among panes in Windows Explorer
• CTRL+G: Opens the Go To Folder tool (in Windows 95 Windows Explorer only)
• CTRL+Z: Undo the last command
• CTRL+A: Select all the items in the current window
• BACKSPACE: Switch to the parent folder
• SHIFT+click+Close button: For folders, close the current folder plus
all parent folders


Windows Explorer tree control
• Numeric Keypad *: Expands everything under the current selection
• Numeric Keypad +: Expands the current selection
• Numeric Keypad -: Collapses the current selection.
• RIGHT ARROW: Expands the current selection if it is not expanded,
otherwise goes to the first child
• LEFT ARROW: Collapses the current selection if it is expanded,
otherwise goes to the parent


Properties control
• CTRL+TAB/CTRL+SHIFT+TAB: Move through the property tabs


Accessibility shortcuts
• Press SHIFT five times: Toggles StickyKeys on and off
• Press down and hold the right SHIFT key for eight seconds:
Toggles FilterKeys on and off
• Press down and hold the NUM LOCK key for five seconds:
Toggles ToggleKeys on and off
• Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK: Toggles MouseKeys on and off
• Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN: Toggles high contrast on and off


Microsoft Natural Keyboard keys
• Windows Logo: Start menu
• Windows Logo+R: Run dialog box
• Windows Logo+M: Minimize all
• SHIFT+Windows Logo+M: Undo minimize all
• Windows Logo+F1: Help
• Windows Logo+E: Windows Explorer
• Windows Logo+F: Find files or folders
• Windows Logo+D: Minimizes all open windows and displays the desktop
• CTRL+Windows Logo+F: Find computer
• CTRL+Windows Logo+TAB: Moves focus from Start, to the Quick Launch
toolbar, to the system tray (use RIGHT ARROW or LEFT ARROW to move focus to
items on the Quick Launch toolbar and the system tray)
• Windows Logo+TAB: Cycle through taskbar buttons
• Windows Logo+Break: System Properties dialog box
• Application key: Displays a shortcut menu for the selected item


Microsoft Natural Keyboard with IntelliType software installed
• Windows Logo+L: Log off Windows
• Windows Logo+P: Starts Print Manager
• Windows Logo+C: Opens Control Panel
• Windows Logo+V: Starts Clipboard
• Windows Logo+K: Opens Keyboard Properties dialog box
• Windows Logo+I: Opens Mouse Properties dialog box
• Windows Logo+A: Starts Accessibility Options (if installed)
• Windows Logo+SPACEBAR: Displays the list of Microsoft IntelliType shortcut keys
• Windows Logo+S: Toggles CAPS LOCK on and off


Dialog box keyboard commands

• TAB: Move to the next control in the dialog box
• SHIFT+TAB: Move to the previous control in the dialog box
• SPACEBAR: If the current control is a button, this clicks the button.
If the current control is a check box, this toggles the check box. If the
current control is an option, this selects the option.
• ENTER: Equivalent to clicking the selected button (the button with the outline)
• ESC: Equivalent to clicking the Cancel button
• ALT+underlined letter in dialog box item: Move to the corresponding item

U.S. found guilty of kidnapping and attempted murder

The World Court ordered the United States on Wednesday to do all it could to halt
the imminent executions of five Mexicans until the court makes a final judgment in
a dispute over suspects’ rights.

The row, which has strained relations between the neighbors, centers on the
fact that the United States failed to inform 51 of its citizens sentenced to die
in U.S. jails of their right to consular assistance.

One of the five Mexicans on death row, Jose Medellin, is due to die on August
5 in Texas.

In 2004, the World Court ruled in favor of Mexico, finding the United States
had violated international law, and ordered it to review the 51 cases to see
whether the lack of consular assistance had prejudiced the outcome of their trials.

A year later, U.S. President George W. Bush ordered Texas to review Medellin’s
case but the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in March that Bush had no authority to do
so, leading Texas to schedule Medellin’s execution for August.

“The court indicates that the United States of America shall take all
measures necessary to ensure that five Mexican nationals are not executed
pending its final judgment,” Judge Rosalyn Higgins said.

Mexico has asked the World Court or International Court of Justice (ICJ) for
an interpretation of its 2004 ruling, given U.S. assertions that its federal
states have a large degree of legal autonomy and it cannot compel them to review
the cases.

heck yeah! love cheryls voice...

YAH!!!!!!

random toilet humor of the day

the largest known star...

click here for the revelation

this should make my room-mate happy

Microsoft Extends Support Life of Windows XP until 2014



In an unprecedented move Microsoft has promised to provide support services for its
soon-to-be-retired Windows XP until 2014 because too many of its key business users
are still running the ageing OS.

In a letter sent to customers this week, Microsoft senior VP Bill Veghte said the
software maker will provide security patches "and other critical updates" for
Windows XP until April, 2014 (a full 13 years after the operating system was
originally released): "Our ongoing support for Windows XP is the result of our
recognition that people keep their Windows-based PCs for many years," Veghte wrote.

That may be, but Microsoft normally terminates support for an OS within ten years of
its release — at the latest. For instance, it plans to end support for Windows 2000
in 2010. Microsoft may have little choice but to support Windows XP for an extended
period, given that the majority of its large business customers have not upgraded
their personal computers and laptops to the newer, Windows Vista operating system.

Many companies have balked at Vista's cost, resource requirements, and lack of
compatibility with older applications.

Microsoft released Vista in January of last year. But the company has apparently
accepted the fact that many of its largest customers will skip Vista altogether and
will continue using XP at least until Windows 7 becomes available three years from
now, and possibly longer.

In addition to supporting XP through 2014, Microsoft is now actively promoting a
program that allows customers to downgrade Vista systems to XP through a loophole
in the company's licensing terms. Microsoft's software license allows customers who
purchase a copy of Windows to install and run a previous version of the OS at no
additional cost.

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why? because vista is a piece of crap. XP will live forever.

An small bit from Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"

"So you think that money is the root of all evil?" said Francisco d'Anconia. "Have
you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't
exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the
material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal
by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim
your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is
made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?

"When you accept money in payment for your effort, you do so only on the conviction
that you will exchange it for the product of the effort of others. It is not the
moochers or the looters who give value to money. Not an ocean of tears not all the
guns in the world can transform those pieces of paper in your wallet into the bread
you will need to survive tomorrow. Those pieces of paper, which should have been
gold, are a token of honor--your claim upon the energy of the men who produce. Your
wallet is your statement of hope that somewhere in the world around you there are
men who will not default on that moral principle which is the root of money, Is
this what you consider evil?

"Have you ever looked for the root of production? Take a look at an electric
generator and dare tell yourself that it was created by the muscular effort of
unthinking brutes. Try to grow a seed of wheat without the knowledge left to you by
men who had to discover it for the first time. Try to obtain your food by means of
nothing but physical motions--and you'll learn that man's mind is the root of all
the goods produced and of all the wealth that has ever existed on earth.

"But you say that money is made by the strong at the expense of the weak? What
strength do you mean? It is not the strength of guns or muscles. Wealth is the
product of man's capacity to think. Then is money made by the man who invents a
motor at the expense of those who did not invent it? Is money made by the
intelligent at the expense of the fools? By the able at the expense of the
incompetent? By the ambitious at the expense of the lazy? Money is made--before it
can be looted or mooched--made by the effort of every honest man, each to the
extent of his ability. An honest man is one who knows that he can't consume more
than he has produced.'

"To trade by means of money is the code of the men of good will. Money rests on the
axiom that every man is the owner of his mind and his effort. Money allows no power
to prescribe the value of your effort except the voluntary choice of the man who is
willing to trade you his effort in return. Money permits you to obtain for your
goods and your labor that which they are worth to the men who buy them, but no more.
Money permits no deals except those to mutual benefit by the unforced judgment of
the traders. Money demands of you the recognition that men must work for their own
benefit, not for their own injury, for their gain, not their loss--the recognition
that they are not beasts of burden, born to carry the weight of your misery--that
you must offer them values, not wounds--that the common bond among men is not the
exchange of suffering, but the exchange of goods. Money demands that you sell, not
your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason; it demands that
you buy, not the shoddiest they offer, but the best that your money can find. And
when men live by trade--with reason, not force, as their final arbiter--it is the
best product that wins, the best performance, the man of best judgment and highest
ability--and the degree of a man's productiveness is the degree of his reward. This
is the code of existence whose tool and symbol is money. Is this what you consider
evil?

"But money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not
replace you as the driver. It will give you the means for the satisfaction of your
desires, but it will not provide you with desires. Money is the scourge of the men
who attempt to reverse the law of causality--the men who seek to replace the mind by
seizing the products of the mind.

"Money will not purchase happiness for the man who has no concept of what he wants:
money will not give him a code of values, if he's evaded the knowledge of what to
value, and it will not provide him with a purpose, if he's evaded the choice of
what to seek. Money will not buy intelligence for the fool, or admiration for the
coward, or respect for the incompetent. The man who attempts to purchase the brains
of his superiors to serve him, with his money replacing his judgment, ends up by
becoming the victim of his inferiors. The men of intelligence desert him, but the
cheats and the frauds come flocking to him, drawn by a law which he has not
discovered: that no man may be smaller than his money. Is this the reason why you
call it evil?


"Only the man who does not need it, is fit to inherit wealth--the man who would make
his own fortune no matter where he started. If an heir is equal to his money, it
serves him; if not, it destroys him. But you look on and you cry that money
corupted him. Did it? Or did he corrupt his money? Do not envy a worthless heir;
his wealth is not yours and you would have done no better with it. Do not think
that it should have been distributed among you; loading the world with fifty
parasites instead of one, would not bring back the dead virtue which was the
fortune. Money is a living power that dies without its root. Money will not serve
the mind that cannot match it. Is this the reason why you call it evil?

"Money is your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your
livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life. If the source is corrupt,
you have damned your own existence. Did you get your money by fraud? By pandering
to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope of getting
more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you
despise for purchasers you scorn? If so, then your money will not give you a
moment's or a penny's worth of joy. Then all the things you buy will become, not a
tribute to you, but a reproach; not an achievement, but a reminder of shame. Then
you'll scream that money is evil. Evil, because it would not pinch-hit for your
self-respect? Evil, because it would not let you enjoy your depravity? Is this the
root of your hatred of money?

"Money will always remain an effect and refuse to replace you as the cause. Money is
the product of virtue, but it will not give you virtue and it will not redeem your
vices. Money will not give you the unearned, neither in matter nor in spirit. Is
this the root of your hatred of money?

"Or did you say it's the love of money that's the root of all evil? To love a thing
is to know and love its nature. To love money is to know and love the fact that
money is the creation of the best power within you, and your passkey to trade your
effort for the effort of the best among men. It's the person who would sell his
soul for a nickel, who is loudest in proclaiming his hatred of money--and he has
good reason to hate it. The lovers of money are willing to work for it. They know
they are able to deserve it.

"Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns money has
obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is
the leper's bell of an approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth
and need means to deal with one another--their only substitute, if they abandon
money, is the muzzle of a gun.

"But money demands of you the highest virtues, if you wish to make it or to keep it.
Men who have no courage, pride or self-esteem, men who have no moral sense of their
right to their money and are not willing to defend it as they defend their life men
who apologize for being rich--will not remain rich for long. They are the natural
bait for the swarms of looters that stay under rocks for centuries, but come
crawling out at the first smell of a man who begs to be forgiven for the guilt of
owning wealth. They will hasten to relieve him of the guilt--and of his life, as he
deserves.

"Then you will see the rise of the men of the double standard--the men who live by
force, yet count on those who live by trade to create the value of their looted
money--the men who are the hitchhikers of virtue. In a moral society, these are the
criminals, and the statutes are written to protect you against them. But when a
society establishes criminals-by-right and looters-by-law--men who use force to
seize the wealth of disarmed victims--then money becomes its creators' avenger.
Such looters believe it safe to rob defenseless men, once they've passed a law to
disarm them. But their loot becomes the magnet for other looters, who get it from
them as they got it. Then the race goes, not to the ablest at production, but to
those most ruthless at brutality. When force is the standard, the murderer wins
over the pickpocket. And then that society vanishes, in a spread of ruins and
slaughter.

"Do you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch money. Money is the barometer
of a society's virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by
compulsion--when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission
from men who produce nothing--when you see that money is flowing to those who deal,
not in goods, but in favors--when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull
than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them
against you--when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-
sacrifice-- you may know that your society is doomed. Money is so noble a medium
that is does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It
will not permit a country to survive as half-property, half-loot.

"Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money, for money is
men's protection and the base of a moral existence. Destroyers seize gold and leave
to its owners a counterfeit pile of paper. This kills all objective standards and
delivers men into the arbitrary power of an arbitrary setter of values. Gold was an
objective value, an equivalent of wealth produced. Paper is a mortgage on wealth
that does not exist, backed by a gun aimed at those who are expected to produce it.
Paper is a check drawn by legal looters upon an account which is not theirs: upon
the virtue of the victims. Watch for the day when it bounces, marked, 'Account
overdrawn.'

"When you have made evil the means of survival, do not expect men to remain good. Do
not expect them to stay moral and lose their lives for the purpose of becoming the
fodder of the immoral. Do not expect them to produce, when production is punished
and looting rewarded. Do not ask, 'Who is destroying the world? You are.

"You stand in the midst of the greatest achievements of the greatest productive
civilization and you wonder why it's crumbling around you, while you're damning its
life-blood--money. You look upon money as the savages did before you, and you
wonder why the jungle is creeping back to the edge of your cities. Throughout men's
history, money was always seized by looters of one brand or another, whose names
changed, but whose method remained the same: to seize wealth by force and to keep
the producers bound, demeaned, defamed, deprived of honor. That phrase about the
evil of money, which you mouth with such righteous recklessness, comes from a time
when wealth was produced by the labor of slaves--slaves who repeated the motions
once discovered by somebody's mind and left unimproved for centuries. So long as
production was ruled by force, and wealth was obtained by conquest, there was little
to conquer, Yet through all the centuries of stagnation and starvation, men exalted
the looters, as aristocrats of the sword, as aristocrats of birth, as aristocrats
of the bureau, and despised the producers, as slaves, as traders, as shopkeepers--as
industrialists.

"To the glory of mankind, there was, for the first and only time in history, a
country of money--and I have no higher, more reverent tribute to pay to America, for
this means: a country of reason, justice, freedom, production, achievement. For the
first time, man's mind and money were set free, and there were no fortunes-by-
conquest, but only fortunes-by-work, and instead of swordsmen and slaves, there
appeared the real maker of wealth, the greatest worker, the highest type of human
being--the self-made man--the American industrialist.

"If you ask me to name the proudest distinction of Americans, I would choose--
because it contains all the others--the fact that they were the people who created
the phrase 'to make money.' No other language or nation had ever used these words
before; men had always thought of wealth as a static quantity--to be seized,
begged, inherited, shared, looted or obtained as a favor. Americans were the first
to understand that wealth has to be created. The words 'to make money' hold the
essence of human morality.

"Yet these were the words for which Americans were denounced by the rotted cultures
of the looters' continents. Now the looters' credo has brought you to regard your
proudest achievements as a hallmark of shame, your prosperity as guilt, your
greatest men, the industrialists, as blackguards, and your magnificent factories as
the product and property of muscular labor, the labor of whip-driven slaves, like
the pyramids of Egypt. The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between
the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on
his own hide-- as, I think, he will.

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your
own destruction. When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one
another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take
your choice--there is no other--and your time is running out."